My State of the Union

President Obama was just give a normal speech to Congress last night. It was in no way a State of the Union. Ahem, if it was a state of the union, it might have talked about healthcare, and education, and energy, and our wars (he mentioned them twice I think). Oh, well then its just a new standard I suppose. Yup, he gave a State of the Union almost a year early. Woo. Oh, and he said that he was glad "That Congress passed the stimulus bill without earmarks". Lets start this off with my State of the Union message which also won't be the real State of the Union. There were over nine thousand earmarks in the stimulus bill. Weed is going to be legalized not to end a failing policy, but raise tax revenues. Abortion is all but being banned without a Constitutional amendment. Washington D.C. is going to gain Senate and House of Representatives seats with a promise that Idaho gets one more House of Representative Seat if they support their gain, all without a Constitutional amendment. Gun rights are being banned, against the Constitution. Marriage between two people is selective in who can marry who, some of this selective treatment is part of several state Constitutions. We have a president elected on premise of affirmative action. Our nation is in a depression. Deflation is the only way to get out of this. We will face 20% unemployment until 2012 when it will begin to recover (apocalypse theorists, shut up already and try to help out instead of being gloom and doom, 2000 came a went, 2012 will come and go as well, we might not be better off than before, but we will still exist) and the global downturn is making one superpower a regular contender with Europe, Russia, China, India all rising to a five tier power struggle for global supremacy as globalization is seen as a failure. Many smaller nations will resist flooding influence of these nations, with their own personal stockpiles of nuclear weapons. A nuclear war has not happened. To clarify, nuclear weapons have been used, only twice, it was not a nuclear war. A nuclear war is a war in which nuclear weapons become the primary weapon of choice in defeating your enemy, or, vaporizing your enemy. Our education, healthcare, social security, welfare, college funding, medical research funding, overall technology advancement funding across all fields, and inrfastructure, and alternative energies funding is going to increase. Meanwhile, somehow, our taxes and deficit will decrease. The only place left to cut would be the military budget, which funds the military, which has won the United States all but three wars in which one was a retreat, one was a stalemate, and the War of 1812 which was an outright defeat and foolish war to begin with. However, the military has won every war, yes, I include Iraq, we won, Iraqis haven't taken over this country is the sign that we won. Had we lost, Saddam might be a superpower of the middle east, or later by a month Al Qaeda might be taking over the world by now had we lost. We need the military. End of story. My real State of the Union will be tomorrow's blog, and my previous blog was a challenge by a friend to write a blog without using the letter e, so I did. Now that you know what annoys me, I will provide my State of the Union tomorrow, and then my solutions to these problems one by one every day. If there is a particular complaint, whether it is DHS, taxes, bailouts, immigration, or anything that annoys you, please write a response to this and tell me what it is. If the nation isn't going to advocate for itself, I might as well do it for you, for free. That is right, I will be a lobbyist, for the people, like it is supposed to be. Thank you for reading, hope you respond, meow.